Oh Mattel, you funny cow

Hoo-ray! I may not have gotten a Petit Astrolapin in California (p.s. all of you suck) but I did get Plas! I am very happy because he was one of the two SDCC exclusives I actually wanted. He's from the after sale though, but I bought him on Monday and he came today, that's pretty fast. Apparently, they went quick and there's a lot of complaints about server time-outs and other boo hoo hoo-ery. I got Plas and a Tokyo Tow Mater as a Christmas present for a surely ungrateful and unappreciative child ("Nooooo! You can't play with it! Are you crazy? This is a Comic Con exclusive! Just be happy that you own one and I'll put it up here, high on a shelf where you can't reach it and devalue it.")



I saw this and actually laughed out loud at Mattel's audacity and the fanboys' apparent cluelessness. Or not, maybe they got the joke?

Yep, and they just gave them away, for FREE, for anyone there to use! Hint HINT.

I give it another two weeks and then I am eating this thing. It's probably covered in bum whizz and rat bites, but I will eat that fucking tomato, oh yes I will.