News from the front

I'd said I was going to put it on a cart, so here it is, because I enjoyed it way too much to not share it with my giant audience of zero.

I'd sent a link to this shirt and said it was like the end credits of a Chuck Lorre production.

Agent M's response was

I don't even get what that means. Your wife is cheating on you.... I don't have your money or your big house and car, all I have are sloppy seconds. HOW is that a cool shirt??

Yeah, the shirt was sort of pointless and poorly done. But there was more!

I could make a whole mess of pointless t-shirt sayings. I could buy shirts at Michael's for $4, paint on them, and then put them on Etsy for $35, PLUS $7 postage. I'd write shit like:

When a woman has a bad day, it hurts us all. But for men, it's all about boogers.

Your iPhone is dumb, so there, you big baby.

Most people don't realize they're stupid.

I have a cat and he sleeps a lot. If I were a cat, I'd probably sleep a lot too. Unless I had a something better to do.

Your flashy car means nothing because I know where your mom lives.

I would buy each and every one of those shirts.