It's not always screaming and yelling. Sometimes there's porn.

Today we had a fellow come in to meet with Big Chief Nolikeum and I was called upon to entertain him while Big Chief dealt with something else. Mr. Fellow pulled out a folder that held magazines with articles about his girlfriend. Innocuous, innocuous, HELLO! There was Hustler. Big Chief chose that moment to pop in and take Mr. Fellow away and I sat there wondering how to ask him for the Hustler back because I saw it had an article about Vincent Bugliosi I wanted to read. But I couldn't think of any way to say "Hey, hey, can I see that Hustler? I want to read it for the article" without sounding like I should be registering with the local police.