Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Señor, ten piedad

Cousin Olivia was surprisingly easy to pull apart which is such a relief after the fights I had with Violet, Ginger, Lounging Lovely, etc. etc. All I did was take her screws out and soak her in near boiling water for an hour (submerged to just beneath her pullring hole) and I was able to pull her scalp off with my bare hands. And in the midst of doing so, her front faceplate came off, hosanna on high. No eyelashes were lost, no scratches were inflicted and her hair was straightened by being in the hot water. I chalk it up to my week of eating tofu.

I hope the next one is as painless.

Things what need doing:
1. Eyepatch;
2. Collars for the horde;
3. Ruffled underpants;
4. Broo hair;
5. Kill Frank Drebin.

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