Come back to the five and dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean.
This sweater wants me dead.
I'm not being paranoid, it really does. I knit and knit and it is not getting any longer. I've already broken one bamboo needle, what will it claim next? I need to make two for Halloween and at this rate, they will be MLK Day sweaters instead. It's not even an inch long yet and I believe I'm at 24 rows (with 12 stitches to the inch).
Hold me.
(Also, bye bye tree hippies, I laughed from beginning to end.)
(Also, also majorly cute.)
I'm not being paranoid, it really does. I knit and knit and it is not getting any longer. I've already broken one bamboo needle, what will it claim next? I need to make two for Halloween and at this rate, they will be MLK Day sweaters instead. It's not even an inch long yet and I believe I'm at 24 rows (with 12 stitches to the inch).
Hold me.
(Also, bye bye tree hippies, I laughed from beginning to end.)
(Also, also majorly cute.)
posted by CMURB at 11:27 PM
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