There's that spider again

Yesterday, last night, earlier today, whatever you want to call 3 in the morning, a humble spider came hustling across my desk and seemed determined to check his email on my notebook. I blew on him to try and get him to change direction but all he did was hunker down. After a few fearful minutes while I waited for him to crawl into my eyeball and suck out my juicy innards, I swept him carefully into a glass and set him outside. I checked the glass a few times to make sure he was out and gone and I double locked the door.

Cut to today, later today, whatever. What do I see hustling across my desk like a man on a mission? That same spider! I blew on him again and he must have recognized me because he started hustling along in the opposite direction but I caught up to him in the lumber department. He's gotten wily, he escaped into a dark crevice I wasn't about to stick my hand in. If I wake up in the dead of night because I hear the modem turning on, I will have a heart attack and you can blame this spider.



Also, this shirt is funny.