Stuff I wish I could do

1. Draw;
2. Tell the difference between spaghetti sauce, salsa and exploding homemade kimchee when blindly grabbing things from the refrigerator;
3. Touchtype;
4. Sew well;
5. Leave well enough alone;
6. Rollerskate backwards (preferably while holding a ghetto blaster);
7. Do a fishtail braid;
8. Juggle;
9. Do a standing backflip;
10. Work a lathe without losing fingers/eyes;
11. Play flamenco guitar and
12. Consistently locate magnetic north.