Today is my brother's birthday. I never knew when his birthday was although it sometimes fell on Father's Day. I never knew anyone's birthday and I still don't, I have to check my calendar and even then I see calendar dupes on different days because I know it's "an odd numbered day in the 20's in May" for my sister's birthday and my father's is in January sometime, I think in the first half but not too sure so I just try to cover the spread.

I know my mother's because of the correlation with Satan and my other brother's is exactly seven days before mine. I also have trouble telling left from right; assign colors to numbers and frequently write sentences with the entire middle portion missing because by the time my hand has started writing the first part, my mind has moved on to the end of the next sentence and my hand will follow suit.

I'm really not sure how I've managed to make it this far without falling into a manhole. Wait, what was I saying? Oh yes, I need new sandals.