In ancient Rome, there lived a dog who found two bones
Thankfully I prepared myself in advance of the tomatofish recall. Now I can feel self-important with my two tiny Green Zebra tomatoes that will not even be able to cover a sandwich.

And I am officially terrified of my grapevine. The backup mailperson has braved it once or twice to put mail in the slot by the door but the main one just flings it onto the porch. The things is like a curtain but I'll not touch it. I know, I just KNOW that one of these days I'm going to come home and find that one of those massive spiders has put up a web between the eaves and the vine and I'll have to sleep in my car.

Look! You can see the deadbolt I had to replace again today. I only locked myself out twice (once with keys, once without) in the process.

And I am officially terrified of my grapevine. The backup mailperson has braved it once or twice to put mail in the slot by the door but the main one just flings it onto the porch. The things is like a curtain but I'll not touch it. I know, I just KNOW that one of these days I'm going to come home and find that one of those massive spiders has put up a web between the eaves and the vine and I'll have to sleep in my car.

Look! You can see the deadbolt I had to replace again today. I only locked myself out twice (once with keys, once without) in the process.
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2 Comments:
Locked out without keys... how'd that work out? Is the grapevine PRODUCING? Seriously, how long till it grows on inside?
That involved me breaking in through the front window, I do not recommend it. And yes, the grapevine has an abundance of mutant grape babies.
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