My dorkiness has reached new lows
I got talked into going to The Valley of the Dolls again on Saturday so I could see it when it wasn't filled with caterwauling children and pushy broads. The proprietor is quite nice and friendly and since no one else came by the store, I ended up talking to him for a while. Unfortunately, while others spoke to him of dolls and the cuteness of things, I was talking to him about his plans for expansion, promoting his store, potential new lines and his business model. What a dorkus. I did learn that he might be getting Milky Way Sugar and if he does, he will sell her for way too much so at least I know to pre-order her from HLJ (MWS scalp + Aubrey face = love, the stock is just icing). Yay!
On Sunday, my sister told me my hair was too dark. Whaddaya mean? says I. This is my natural hair color! "Too dark," she said again, "It's too dark and it makes you look mean." This was hot on the heels of TC finally noticing my hair had been cut and wailing like he'd lost a finger, "They took off too much! A foot, at least! Why did you let them do it?!" I said it was only ten inches, he had already apologized for it (well, told me that's what I get for wanting bangs but still) and it was over a month ago. He just looked at me mournfully and asked if I was going to get extensions.
So in case you all missed the memo, the theme for this month's insults is my hair. All we all clear on that? My hair, please direct your insults towards it. That is all.
On Sunday, my sister told me my hair was too dark. Whaddaya mean? says I. This is my natural hair color! "Too dark," she said again, "It's too dark and it makes you look mean." This was hot on the heels of TC finally noticing my hair had been cut and wailing like he'd lost a finger, "They took off too much! A foot, at least! Why did you let them do it?!" I said it was only ten inches, he had already apologized for it (well, told me that's what I get for wanting bangs but still) and it was over a month ago. He just looked at me mournfully and asked if I was going to get extensions.
So in case you all missed the memo, the theme for this month's insults is my hair. All we all clear on that? My hair, please direct your insults towards it. That is all.
Labels: Blythe, Fist shaking, Office politics, Whining
posted by CMURB at 5:06 PM
2 Comments:
Now about your hair... it's too short and too dark... oh? those were already taken? OK, it's ummmm... it's all over your head! Seriously, it's like it's growing right out of your head. Why do you let it do that?
THAT is the best you could do? Like Iron Eyes Cody didn't have enough to cry about without adding your sad attempt to his heaps of garbage? Oh hey, I'll do it for you:
It's not the hair color that makes you look mean! Bah haaa haaa!
There. Sounds like you anyway.
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