Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Our latest feature

Hello and welcome to our newest feature: Rape Vans of North America.
Our first entry is this lovely McDonald's-colored VW bus. Please note that the windows are not supershiny. All of the rear windows have been covered in silver duct tape. Perhaps to keep out goverment brain spies? What's not pictured are the "My Yiddish Says Kiddish" and "The more you have, the less you need" bumper stickers, which I believe were the only things holding the rear bumper up. The luggage rack atop the van contained a full-size handtruck and some metal grating. I assume it's for immediate victim caging and transport.

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Blogger Demon's Daughter said...

Rape Vans!!! I am laughing sooooo hard. Nothing funny about the actual idea, but they ARE out there. Get the license plates too!

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