Whose Hands are Sassy? Mine!

And whose hands are Gollum-like in their proportions? Mine! And whose hands can't follow instructions even when they are clearly written out and it is obvious that the results aren't even close to what they're supposed to look like? Mine again!!
In a complete betrayal of my solemn vow to never ever have any photographic evidence of my existence on the internet: Here is right arm, here is arm, koko desu, koko desu.


And that's the only arm you're going to see. Pretend that the left one looks exactly like a mirror image of that. Because the reality...

... is that I produced one Sassy Hands armwarmer and one very fancy falconry gauntlet.

Pattern: Little Miss Sassy Hands (an Acrobat file)
Yarn: Caron Simply Soft in neon blue and (Wal-Mart brand) No Boundaries ribbon looking dealie in blue. Together at the palm, SS for the body and NoBo for the trim.
Mods: Aside from the unintentional ones, I replaced the last two rows of sc with one row of dc to allow room for the ribbon to be threaded.
Hook: J, throughout