I should be on the road right now

I went to Goodwill last night, which I sometimes do since it's on my way home and it has proven to be even more entertaining since a pack of old ladies moved in and decided the Goodwill was their clubhouse and the used furniture area was their lounge. That is quality entertainment. They weren't there last night though. For some reason, I had four different strangers/other customers ask me for help or had store-related questions, including one Spanish speaker. Did I look disenfranchised? Did I look handicapable? What size shoe is this? Can you tell me the price on this? Where can I find more blouses like this one? What is this used for? Is this a ska band? I guess it would have been more wtf-y if I hadn't known the answers, but I did, which is probably sad. These are size 10s, this is 5.99, the long sleeved blouses are at the front of the store, that is a soap dish, they're supposed to be ska but they're an American band so it's pretty debatable.