Over and over again

You know my position on zombies. I present to you the rules for the zombie walk tomorrow:

RULES:

- Must be in zombie make up and attire
- Must be on time
- Follow the leaders
- Stay on the sidewalk
- Stop at crosswalks
- No running
- Do not come intoxicated
- No touching of non-participants
- Do not cause any harm to others

I absolutely must see zombies waiting for the light to change and cross the street. I might just die laughing.