When the law break in, how you gonna go?

I don't think I'll be going to next week's LEGO meetup. Sorry, not meetup, meeting. Hardcore ... with written agendas and proposals and everything. I'm not ashamed to admit these dudes scare me and I'm afraid to go by myself.

Anyway, I haven't gone to the last few meetings so it's not like I'll be missed but I'll have to go to one eventually. I'm not a builder though, if they knew that I just strip the sets of minifigs and toss all the bricks and pieces unsorted into a big box, they'd probably start calling me names and pelting me with Mountain Dew empties. Um, maybe I'll just go to the Train thingy next month. Yeah.