Punchlines

1. I didn't ask for a twelve inch pianist.

2. Sometimes, the bull, he wins.

3. I'm looking for the man that shot my paw.

4. Jesus emerged from the cave, saw his shadow, went back inside and we had six more weeks of winter.

5. He goes to the door, opens it, looks down and sees the snail. The snail says "What the hell was that about?"

6. Well, once it starts to get really hot, we can roll the car window down.

7. Everyone's going to Dallas!

8. Shhhhh! They're about to land.

9. Small medium at large.