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Whoooo, a Saturday off! (zooming around room with arms outstretched making airplane noises) Everyone is out of town or busy doing something else so it's just me on a rampage. I think I'll head down Little Osaka-way and see what's doing. Or not. I will do whatever the murmuring in my head suggests I do, I feel like traveling now that my car is all fixed up (kneel before Zod, Honda!).

What I'm Supposed to be Doing:
1. Pelón. Find the khaki, just saw around here just recently, dang.
2. Un mono con una cola laaaaaarga. Maybe.
3. Christmas swap. No, fuck you both, I'm buying your stuff because I'm not making anything anymore. The shop is closed.
4. Now outgrown baby present because I said I would so I will.


I don't know what you're smiling about, Cairo Swordsman. You're about to get shot.
I should get the Marion so I can shove her in a basket.