They're destroying our village!
Grapevine angry! Grapevine SMASH!
I came home from work and could barely get in my front door. I seriously did not realize how much this thing had grown. I barely pruned it this last winter and only because my neighbor was complaining. This thing is still in the ten gallon nursery bucket, how did it get to be this size? My guess it that it has pounded its way out of the bucket and has leeched into the ancient underground plumbing and possibly made its way to secret nutrient tanks at UCLA. I haven't watered it since, I don't know, November? Will I get superpowers from the grapes it produces? I hope so. I'd like telekinesis, I am that lazy.
Okay, Mauretania, you told me to figure out another way to handle my stress aside from internalizing it so I have returned to my ancient ways of ... button sorting.
Later, I'm going to get out my circle of paper and practice writing the letter F. Only lower case though, I don't want to get ahead of myself.
I'll take an Adam Smith approach to the grapevine since I ruin everything I touch and always make things worse.
I came home from work and could barely get in my front door. I seriously did not realize how much this thing had grown. I barely pruned it this last winter and only because my neighbor was complaining. This thing is still in the ten gallon nursery bucket, how did it get to be this size? My guess it that it has pounded its way out of the bucket and has leeched into the ancient underground plumbing and possibly made its way to secret nutrient tanks at UCLA. I haven't watered it since, I don't know, November? Will I get superpowers from the grapes it produces? I hope so. I'd like telekinesis, I am that lazy.
Okay, Mauretania, you told me to figure out another way to handle my stress aside from internalizing it so I have returned to my ancient ways of ... button sorting.
Later, I'm going to get out my circle of paper and practice writing the letter F. Only lower case though, I don't want to get ahead of myself.
I'll take an Adam Smith approach to the grapevine since I ruin everything I touch and always make things worse.
posted by CMURB at 12:05 PM
2 Comments:
haha, Adam Smith approach! Classic! Yeah, wow, you kept your hands off the grapevine and it grew to monstrous proportions. WOW! Impressive. I'm thinking it might be time to plant some corn. Of course, ethanol bandits are everywhere.
I don't know if I am emotionally prepared for Corn Crop 5, that's a big undertaking. Plus the landlord's asshole child and his mucky ways is sure to yank the whole project to shreads. Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!!!!
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