Happy Mother's Day

To my momma. She taught me how to crochet and sew, to be independent, to curse and swear, to have no fear and to always be prepared to buy my way out of any situation. Thanks, lady!

My mother once said of her thuggish offspring: "It's not that I think you kids can do anything, it's that you're capable of anything."

I miss her every day. Sorry, I meant I miss her every fucking ass-pounding dipshit day.