Bill Gates can kiss my Black ass.

I ... fucking ... HATE ... Office 2007. When I find the motherfucker who thought it was a good idea to completely retool the GUI and change all the keyboard shortcuts and menu commands, I am going to fucking punch him in the throat and slam his fucking mouth on the curb. Asshole.

*ETA: I had earlier misidentified the bastard behind all this as Steve Jobs. I have since corrected the title but not the sentiment: Steve Jobs, you can kiss my Black ass too.