Today's insults
This week is not ending well. My plans for Saturday were shot to shit, I have learned I am completely replaceable, I called my best friend filthy names and people kept coming by my office to insult me.
I.
Mort: "Did you dye your hair? It's darker, it doesn't look good."
Me: This is my natural hair color.
II.
My office window is leaking and tons of water have seeped in and the whole room smelled like musty old sneakers. I had an aromatherapy candle from some posh store I'd received for Christmas and decided it was time to light it.
Me: Anyone got a match?
Kramer: "Your face and a buffalo's ass."
III.
We have to move our offices since our lease is up in May. While trying to figure out how much square footage we'd actually need, talk turns to having more space which would be a bigger expense and methods for generating more income to pay for the bigger space.
TC (to me): "You could turn tricks. We could film it and sell the distribution rights."
Kramer: "We could stream it on the internet."
TC: "We'd be hundredaires!"
This was all in one afternoon. Aside from a few errands tomorrow, I think I'll hibernate.
I.
Mort: "Did you dye your hair? It's darker, it doesn't look good."
Me: This is my natural hair color.
II.
My office window is leaking and tons of water have seeped in and the whole room smelled like musty old sneakers. I had an aromatherapy candle from some posh store I'd received for Christmas and decided it was time to light it.
Me: Anyone got a match?
Kramer: "Your face and a buffalo's ass."
III.
We have to move our offices since our lease is up in May. While trying to figure out how much square footage we'd actually need, talk turns to having more space which would be a bigger expense and methods for generating more income to pay for the bigger space.
TC (to me): "You could turn tricks. We could film it and sell the distribution rights."
Kramer: "We could stream it on the internet."
TC: "We'd be hundredaires!"
This was all in one afternoon. Aside from a few errands tomorrow, I think I'll hibernate.
Labels: Office politics, Whining
posted by CMURB at 9:56 PM
2 Comments:
And I gotta find out on your BLOG! This is SOOOOOOOOOOO 2008. Wow, it was Beat Up On Lopex Day at your office and no one even marked it on the calendar? They just thought you knew!?! TC does NOT need more office space. Live within your means, fool! How to convince him of this?? Yeah, don't accuse me of illnesses I've gotten over (not until the inevitable relapse strikes anyway). Focus on the General Patton Museum (see MY blog). Focus. Focus. "And how about THAT!"
The weekend never really got better either. The whole weekend was a constant reminder of how little impact I have/make, which should make the environmentalists happy at least.
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