Crappy New Year

Hellfire and damnation. A review of the tape shows I was last debilitated in April 2007 so I guess I was due for a cosmic bitch-slap. Now I'm home from work which makes me angry because I'm not so sick that I can't pop some Dayquil and buzz my way through ten hours, but I am very contagious and if any of them get the least bit of a runny nose, they whine and fuss incessantly for weeks afterwards and I'd rather not give them ammunition. So I am staying home for the needs of the many. Throw off your chains! There is nothing on television.

Gone are the days of dozing in front of the television while watching game shows and 60's t.v. sitcom reruns. Now it's all infomercials and daytime talk shows which are not at all entertaining. Look! I'm whining!

I'm guessing I've got another 1-2 days of contagion then I can walk among the living and soldier through. Same as it ever was.