You're on the list, Joann's. Say hello to Herrschner's for me.

Seems like I should have some kind of news yet I don't. Well, I did get a big-ass shipment of yarn from those bastards at Joann's who fail to keep their stores stocked and force you to go online and buy from there so you have no immediate gratification but have the joy of paying for shipping. Not that I'm annoyed by it or anything.

Except they messed up my order. Of course. And why shouldn't they? Just because I list exactly what I would like and in which quantities and pay for it is absolutely no reason why they should actually put anything in the box that resembles that. No, it makes more sense to just randomly grab shit off the nearest shelf and just shove it in a box and call it a day. Yeah, and no need to send it overnight or anything. My requesting and paying for express shipping was more of a suggestion, really. I totally understand. And I totally understand that they're too busy to answer my call but I am the next in line for the next available customer service representative and they appreciate my patience. After all, I certainly wouldn't bother to question why I was receiving so many complaints that my CSRs were overwhelmed, no, no, better to make the customers hang on the line forever. Yes, that makes perfect sense. I should open a business school!

Assholes.

Here is what I did get. What's underneath was someone else's order or something and not worth looking at.