Letter to the herd
Dear Girls:
I am so sorry but some of your asses are going on the chopping block. My Guru has spoken to me and she is always correct, not to mention two incoming dolls this month and two more in January of next year. That is just way too much. I was supposed to cap at 10 and here you suckas are at 20 and counting. I ain't no math whiz but that sounds like more than 10.
Some of you are going to have to step up your game if you're planning on staying. There are those of you who will be safe but I don't want any of you to feel comfortable because I am not that attached to any of you.
That is all. Resume your studies.
I am so sorry but some of your asses are going on the chopping block. My Guru has spoken to me and she is always correct, not to mention two incoming dolls this month and two more in January of next year. That is just way too much. I was supposed to cap at 10 and here you suckas are at 20 and counting. I ain't no math whiz but that sounds like more than 10.
Some of you are going to have to step up your game if you're planning on staying. There are those of you who will be safe but I don't want any of you to feel comfortable because I am not that attached to any of you.
That is all. Resume your studies.
Labels: Accusations, Blythe
posted by CMURB at 2:12 PM
2 Comments:
The Guru speaks, and you listen!??! No way! Wow.... So it'll be like Flavor of Love! They each have silly nicknames and will try to outwhore each other not to get told "Your time is up!" Wow..... and the second runner up gets her own show? Monkey and the Hovers 'tween Life and Death one.... the others are off on other missions. I can't believe you have MORE ORDERED!!! Aggggg, yes, AGGG.
It was an accident, I swear. What can I say? He told me he loved me and I believed him. I didn't think it could happen the first time. Maybe I got them from a doorknob or a gas station WC? Rhythm method, my fanny.
A competition, you say?
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