What can you do with a drunken sailor, what can you do with a drunken sailor

On a whim, I decided to walk over to the UCLA Thrift Store since they're rarely open when I'm around. The first oddness was the security guard outside. He was huge. I thought maybe there was someone famous shopping inside, but there wasn't anything extra going on. I bought a bunch of linens for super cheap, including a weird placemat or something in a squirrel motif in filet crochet. I walked over to the big store, since it was, like, cloaked or something. The front part was draped in tarps like they were having a wedding or something. It turns out, today was the first day of their huge sale, where they take all the good shit out of storage and toss it out for sale. I saw a Tang pitcher that I had been looking for for a while and boom, there it was in super new condition for $4. Let those other people fight over the Vuitton luggage and gold jewelry, I got a Tang pitcher! Whoo hoo!

The big store had more security guards, also big dudes. I think they were actually UCLA campus security. They were huge. I don't know if they were for crowd control or what but the place was packed. Then, since I figured, what the hell, I went to the Out of the Closet on Pico and bought some $1 clothes for their fabric and a pulp scifi paperback that promises to be awesome.