To: God and assorted company
From: Me
Re: Your most excellent service

My secretary just totally saved me ass. I could kiss her but I know You still haven't taken a firm stance on that either way and I don't want to get sued. All the blood drained from my face and my vision started going all narrow and then at the last minute, whoosh, she pulls it out of the fire! I am totally going to stop all my comments about her mangled feet and roundheel ways. Thanks very much and praise You!