A previously untapped source of comedy

A friend of mine was looking for something online and came across a photo of what was obviously a Blythe collection and a large one at that and sent it to me since, you know, we all know each other. And I did, or rather, I knew this person from the online universe and said "Oh yeah her, she's a huge Twilight fan, HUGE." That prompted this reply, from a person who never reads gossip mags or has any idea what new movies are out or even what modern music sounds like:

I can't decide which of those Twilight actors is fugger. The girl has that twisted nose and perma-pissed off look and he has a face like he fell asleep in a pile of something.

That should get me through Monday, I think.