And so we bid a fond farewell

Good-bye, little Dell Inspiron, you have served me well these past four years or so. Sure, I would have liked a little more notice before you decided to go all blue screen on me but I understand you wanted to time it for maximum shaftability. Well played, my little friend.

You may now join the IBM Thinkpad 701c and the Hitachi Visionbook Traveler (I like subcompacts, fuck off) in the great-cabinet-of-dead-laptops-I-should-toss-but-forget-to. See you in Hell.