I should probably get a haircut.

Thank you Birdie, yes, I could do with some tiny staples on my résumé.



In keeping with my poor decision making skills, I made a grand "fuck you and your job" speech to my current employer without actually having obtained a second employer. Ummm, whoops. I agreed to stay until the end of the month, so only a week more and man, is it awkward.

We have agreed, however, for me to spout various lies to potential employers to spare him the shame, and no, if I haven't already told you, I'm not going to. I'm not too good with lying though, my default is for set for factual and I forget to keep my falsehoods straight (right now I have 1. actual story, 2. cover story and 3. outright fibbery to remember). We'll see how this goes.

I hate interviewing more than moving. I would rather move house twice and give public speeches in my underpants than have to go through interviews. I'd like a cookie now, please.