training for you: hot or not

My friend Martock is not happy that I have am innerested in some fella she feels is, uh, not quite par. Her outreach consisted of this email to me and I can't stop laughing. It's comedy gold!

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"training for you: hot or not

Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder and to some, PIG PEOPLE are "beauty".... but to a SANE person there actually is a RIGHT and a WRONG. Allow me to fill you in:


Attractive:
Tadanobu preparing to bathe from a bucket


NOT ATTRACTIVE:
this Exxon guy:



Attractive: Darien Lambert


NOT ATTRACTIVE:
these guys


ATTRACTIVE at certain angles:
Kaneshiro Takeshi


Attractive at NO angles:
Charles Krauthammer


I hope this has helped you in your judgment calls.

My next attempt will involve medication."