Let those who worship Evil's might go ahead and eat these, because I sure won't

Amazing what passes for junk food these days, really. Complete with a Grey's Anatomy-looking cross-section.

No, I will not put glo balls in my mouth, I don't care if they are Hal Jordan's, it's just not going to happen. I'm sure there had to have been a better name for these, come on.

However,

(The) Flash Cakes have neither an offensive name (not really) and I get two more. I am not sure what makes them 'scary' cakes though, is it the sprinkles? The off-putting chemical aftertaste? Who can say.