Much like in real life, his building had a structural flaw

Ooooooh. UPS magically delivered to my house and I suspect USPS had a hand in it. Unfortunately, I think it was smashy-smashied before it was packaged for shipping because the exterior box had no dents, cuts or anything else that would indicate a damaged box inside.



Sad clown face.

I called up Customer Support and asked if I could get a replacement for just the box itself since I didn't need anything else and instead they offered me a 25% discount. It sounded a lot like a go-away-now-bribe but I took it and I'm sure they have since flagged my account.

Ahm a-goin' a-travelin' and ahm a bit nervous as I have never flown by myself before and I don't want to end up in some place like Moonbend, Indiana with no idea how I got there and I know that could totally happen. I am now making a list of all the people I know all over the country in case I need retrieval and extraction.