Unbelievable. Un-fucking-believable. I set two separate alarms and went to bed early to ensure I would be here by 3:45. Instead, I got out of the shower, saw it was already 4 and ran out of the house mostly dressed and drove hell for leather only to find ... I am 40 minutes early. Damn you non-Atomic clocks. This happens every year, every dang year. This better be worth it, lame though it may be. I love you, mobile phone.