Pig People, please come home.

The Vortex has claimed more victims in the form of my much-loved Pig People. I have searched through my office and have come up snake eyes. Same for my car. I have asked around and they are not holed up in anyone else's house and I would not have left them in any store or restaurant.

Which leaves only one place, the darkness known as my apartment.

Resources have been called in from neighboring counties and we have recruited local Scout troops to assist in the search. We are in the process of training search-and-rescue cats. Although the Pig People are trained medical professionals, they are strangers here and are most likely lost and disoriented. It is hopeful we will recover them in one piece but the search will continue regardless of outcome in order to give the family (me) closure.

Please pray to your gods and totems for their safe return and hug your dollies extra-hard tonight.