Celebrities attack and unrelated hooey

This here blog is supposed to be hobbies and things appurtenant thereto. However, me dying would severely limit my ability to buy things so I feel it is important to note that Anne Hathaway tried to kill me this morning in her oversized Range Rover. Ms. Hathaway, busy on her cellphone, not only failed to notice she was running a red, but that she was running a red directly into me. No worries, we're all okay. But that marks the second time a celebrity has tried to kill me, to say nothing of the squirrels, who have never really stopped trying.

Also unrelated are the results of my facial comparison with "celebrities". According to the info-gathering and dissemination website myheritage.com (No link because the place is evil. Don't believe me? Try unsubscribing.), I am happa and what is not Asian is Jewish. And mostly male:

Which celebrity do I most resemble?

Tony Blair 72%
Jody Sweetin 70%
Laetitia Casta 68%
Gene Simmons 68% [my personal favorite]
Jean-Michel Jarre 66%
Keanu Reeves 64%
Imelda Marcos 64%
Alexis Bledel 64%
James Spader 63%

That's not an actual picture of me in the middle there and no, funny man, that is not the picture I uploaded.

If anyone needs me, I'll be over here rocking back and forth while curled in the fetal position.