Calgon, take me away!

Mess... has reached... saturation point...can't go on...over.

This is getting out of hand. The "missing in action" list now includes one Breyer horse, a Charleton Heston 12", a red leather notebook cover and now my collection of Philip K. Dick short stories.

I don't want to alarm anyone but I think there's a wormhole in my house. That might also be how ants keep getting in.