I am so old

Yahoo Mail is upgrading and they sent me a notice to remind me that the individual stealing my personal information and identity was just being hatched when I first created my Yahoo account.

We appreciate that you have been with Verizon Yahoo! Mail for the past 13 years. We are looking forward to bringing you an even faster, safer, easier-to-use Verizon Yahoo! Mail very soon.

Thanks, Yahoo, you always know the right thing to say.