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I can't help but dress her like she's in a black & white movie. If she could speak, it would be in a monotone and her favorite drink would be water.


Cracker dolly loves mayonnaise sandwiches and enjoys watching "Grey's Anatomy." Her favorite humming noise is "eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."


Her favorite television character is Father Austin Purcell, seen here at 23:00 (the video loads slowly and there's ads! because I love each and every both of you).